Addition: MANSEFIELD TOWNSHIP POLICE.  YOU HAVE MADE TWO ENEMIES IN THE LOCAL MEDICAL COMMUNITY.  YOU'RE PRESSING CHARGES AGAINST US, BUT NOT AGAINST THE DONALDSONS DESPITE HAVING PROOF THEY LIED TO THE POLICE. GUESS YOU WON'T BITE THE HANDS THAT FEED YOU.

DUE TO ONGOING HARASSMENT, LIES TO POLICE, AND ESCALATION TO INTERROGATION AND THREATS, THIS PARODY SITE, DESPITE BEING FULLY COVERED BY FAIR USE LAWS AND COUNTLESSLY SUCCESSFULLY LITIGATED IN NUMEROUS STATE SUPREME COURT HEARINGS.

NO ONE WAS DRUNK OR YOU WOULDN'T HAVVE SOLD US BEER OR LET US IN AND YOU WOULD HAVE CALLED THE POLICE FOR PUBLIC INTOXICATION AND WE WOULD HAVE PROVEN OUR INNOCENCE IMMEDIATELY.  YOU ARE FARMERS WHO DO NOT RECOGNIZE THE SYMPTOMS OF HEAT EXHAUSTION AND NEARLY KILLED AN ELDERLY WOMAN.  BUT YOU F'ING WIN.  I HOPE YOU ARE HAPPY.  F_ YOU.

YOU ARE COMPLETE MONSTERS.  THIS DOMAIN IS NOT FOR SALE, WAS CLEAR PARODY PROTECTED BY THE F'ING CONSTITUTION.  YOU KNEW WE WEREN'T DRUNK; WE WERE WATCHING THE AXE THROWING WHILE MY MOM STARTED TO COOL OFF IN THE SHADE.  YOU WERE RETALIATING FOR MY MOM THREATENING TO GIVE YOU A BAD REVIEW DUE TO SHADY PRACTICES IN SELLING BEER ON YOUR PROPERTY.

YOU THEN, AFTER TAKING OUR MONEY, AND INVITING US IN TO A PUBLIC EVENT, KICKED US OUT BECAUSE AND ELDERLY DISABLED WOMAN WITH BILATERAL KNEE REPLACEMENTS WAS HAVING A MEDICAL EMERGENCY.  YOU DID THIS DESPITE HAVING THREE AMUBULANCES ON YOUR PROPERTY.

BUT NO, WE AREN'T DONALDSONS FARM, BUT THIS IS HOW THEY ACT.  AND TELLING THE TRUTH ISN'T ILLEGAL.   YOU HATE THE CONSTITUTION.  END THIS.

AND WE OWN THIS SITE JUST LIKE I OWN MY CAR.  YOU WERE TOO FREAKING STUPID TO BUY SIMILAR DOMAIN NAMES AND DOING SO IS LEGAL.  SOME PEOPLE EVEN DO IT FOR A LIVING.  STOP LYING TO THE POLICE AND HAVING US GET DRAGGED IN BECAUSE YOU ARE INCAPABLE OF SIMPLY TELLING THE TRUTH THAT YOU ARE MONSTERS.